I think he sounds closer to Henson than the other guy. As long as he doesn’t go all prima donna, he’s got my tentative approval.

Zombie dragon science matters, Mr. Saturn.

The gist of the letter is “I said something mean, but that was before I found out how wonderful you are because I listened to fake news like CBS. Please grant my your forgiveness, Fox News.”

They just need a new layout as I’m unable to follow this one.

The whole look of the website is just messy, even though they’ve streamlined it. It just seems extremely unorganized. Plus, for some reason, it just seems like the site has less of a focus. I’ve only read the reviews so far today - I used to read newswire articles, but who knows where they are? And there’s too much…

Wait. The AV Club now has a “CONFEDERATE STATUES” column? Alongside TV, Aux and the rest? Cool.

I was so disappointed that I couldn’t find that song on the album. Aside from The Duncan Hills Coffee Jingle, it’s the best song Smalls has done.

Yeah, I used to work at a Red Lobster as a dishwasher that had train tracks about 30 feet behind the building. I don’t remember dishes ever rattling, but I do remember being called “Dish Pig” and having cold coffee dumped on my head from jerk servers who didn’t notice that I was getting the cutlery tray while they…

The article, as expected coming from Will, is great. A lot of cool insight. I just hate the design, and can’t read the comments without getting a headache, so I won’t be revisiting articles 10 times like I normally do.

We better fucking be able to swear, cuz this is all bullshit.

Thanks for the extra white space, Kinja. It really makes the JPG pop.

Well, I’m here to talk about lawn maintenance. Where’s my fucking forum? I hate this redesign.

You’re right - these comments do seem like we’re all talking over each other or responding to completely different people.

I don’t know how to downvote!

I just went to like your comment, but only found a star. I don’t know what to do with that.

It’s an awful process that only works through trial and error. It should say to click on the link between 30 and 40 times and to make a wish on a dandelion.

Look at how dumb the word ‘our’ looks in this font. Nice fucking job on the fucking ‘u’, Kinja dumbasses.

That’s a stupid process that works nothing like advertised. The font sucks and why are the articles on the right side of the screen? I bet it’s because we’re trained to look at the left side of the screen first, so we’ll see more ads this way.

"Go on. I don't want you around anymore. LEAVE, I SAID!"