If the opinions of the women that I've slept with are anything to go by, nude men are reliably ridiculous.

Yeah, but I just ate a Timbit, so I'm one up on you.

I live under a Canadian rock, and only wish we had something like that 'round here.

I realize that I'm too late to the party to offer an opinion, as you've no doubt both shit and shaved by now. But you want to start shaving - put some cream on your face and then take a shit - let that cream moisturize your beard and skin for a cleaner, smoother shave (also, try Harry's Razors™ for the closest…

I'm not going to tell you which level of password it is, but one of the standard one's I use is Batman (followed by my regular string of characters). This is the kind of information we should be sharing on the internet, right?

That's why he's in residence - we're not letting him go anywhere!

I affix the same 'random' string of numbers and characters to the end of all my passwords, so they're only varied by the word I use. Which is really becoming impossible to remember. I've got my high-level passwords (only used for secure financial sites), my work passwords (which change monthly and I need two), my…

Hush was a very good movie, and I don't normally go for scary flicks.

Their original shows were not able to be seen in Canada - they should have tried to get international distribution for some of their more popular shows (I would think that Bajillion would do well there), and then maybe they could have got some more buzz and some more income.

American Gladiator 2017

That porg thing is as cute as fuck. As long as he doesn't speak in some kind of offensive dialect (better if it doesn't speak at all and just makes cute squeals) I'm sold on this cute little bastard. I'm going to bioengineer one of these suckers as soon as I'm done working on my Mogwai.

There's absolutely no logic to the Benghazi 'scandal' - there's nothing about it, from any angle, that seems suspicious. Meanwhile, GWB ignores a memo about Bin Laden desperate to attack the US and the right wing shrugs their shoulders. "Who could have known?" Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton should have known the…

I would think that this would be a no-brainer, especially given the quality of some of the shit that they've renewed - The Ranch is still on, for god's sake.

The Ridiculous Six has 4 good minutes - John Turturro inventing baseball. It was a pretty funny scene.

Hillary said it was because of a videotape, but it turns out, it wasn't. How can you not see the seriousness of that crime? SHE SAID IT WAS A VIDEOTAPE, BUT IT MAY NOT HAVE BEEN BECAUSE DETERMINING MOTIVATIONS BEHIND A TERRORIST ATTACK IS A COMPLEX AND FRUSTRATING ISSUE!!! LOCK HER UP!!!!

That was the same day he laid down is ineffectual trans ban on the military.

It seems pretty tailor-made for Soderbergh - the whole storyline is reminiscent of The Informant

Dear diary -

It's a traditional melody, but the lyrics with "Whiskey In The Jar" are only 50 years old - either way, it'd be a cover (unless there's another descriptor for performing a song that you didn't write that I'm not aware of, which is very likely).

Alex is pre-empting the pun thread with his own witticisms. Although, Whiskey In The Jar is a cover, so I don't know that I'll allow that one.