Like I said, I think he’s very good. I just think saying he’s the best is a little too far. Harbaugh did a better job at Stanford (they went 1-11 in 06) when you include the academic restrictions at Stanford as well.

I don’t remember a lot of my weird sex dreams, so this is all I have to give

I can't believe this comment has this many stars.

Oh my Avogadro, that was clever!

This is so fuckin’ dumb and perfect.

Don’t forget about John Travolta’s favorite player, Idina Menzel!

Avogadro’s Number! You’re giving me flashbacks to 11th grade Chem, & that leads me to shuddering at the thought of the day I walked for seventy-five feet out of class with my dick hanging out of my trousers.

They're looking hard for the solution, but I doubt they'll be able to solvent.

+6.022*10^23

Chokin on a chicken wing and had to do the Hind-Lick

I find this comment very tongue-in-cheek.

With the numerous empty house in Detroit, you think they would get a room.

There's only one Cruze until you realize that the dude on his knee is Tom Cruise.

Comment and username in phenomenal accord.

Looks like a Chevy Uranus to me, I could be mistaken, they all look alike nowadays.

Can't break the pregame ritual

Anus between two buns. Ok that didn't really answer the question.

Looks like Detroit still has a crack problem.

Who the hells serves a tossed salad at a tailgate party?

Leave the Coney Islands alone. They aren't made from (human) butthole.