I'm 21 and I don't know what the fuck that is.

“It’s the simplicity of the error that should make you appreciate that these kinds of things don’t happen more often.” - husbands

Got me there Billy 😵🔨🌜

Well, just know that I care what you think, person on the internet

I love football and deadspin, but God I hate your writing of football on deadspin, must you bring your pro-barca bias into EVERY la-liga post you write? “Madrid couldn’t field a team if they didn’t take players who've ever supported barca” at the same time insuating that barca are above doing the same, hence the…

Similarly, when I open the front door, nobody expects me to have pants on.

I mean, when I open a store, no one expects me to rent a storefront.

Gregg Popovich is the best current coach in the NBA.

Christ this league is a joke. Until the MLS doesn't own all the teams and there is relegation, it's going to remain a joke.

If you’d kill yourself because you have only one day to live, then you’d really only have one day to live the day before you found out you had one day to live.

you don’t actually mention the Jamaican reggae superstar’s name.

I, for one, look forward to six hour long football games with 4 1/2 hours worth of commercials.

“It’s pronounced 'Kobe'”

Jesus fucking Christ, why is Deadspin giving this Barcelona reject getting way more shine than he deserves

Tissues and lotion are in short supply in the Deadspin offices this evening.

That’s nothing, Freddy Adu was 18 when he was 12.

30 years from now, people will ask where you were on November 30th, 2015, when the Ravens beat the Browns, and the entire world will say: