Torres’ resurgence is nearly enough to get me to watch La Liga sometimes. The way he left Liverpool was enough to make me put his jerseys at the back of the closet for years, but I’m thrilled to see him back at it again, and especially for Atletico and not Chelsea.

But that’s a horrible position to take. Besides, this slightly ignores the fact that, based on what I’ve read, they had the fight contract signed and McGregor agreed to those tour conditions. Especially since organizing those tours costs the UFC a ton of money.

Refusing to do promotion is a pretty big deal.

But but but it’s an automatic

Wait until you see what happens when this dickhead cop meets this runner with an overinflated sense of privilege!

Why risk possible being charged with felony resisting arrest, which the audio can corroborate pretty effectively for the prosecution? Btw are you a lawyer?

This is the greatest thing I have ever seen. Fuck street runners. “Oh the road is softer on my feet!” No, I hate you.

Hey do yo guys remember when Paul walker fucked that kid? Because you know... That 16 year old girl.

Likewise. And the commenters on those stories— it’s like a magnet for the self-righteous, judgmental, downright hateful, and the hyperbolic know-nothing club.

Tyler, I saw your job announcement for TheDrive.com. Are you fully leaving here, or is that kind of a side-gig?

Maybe don’t ride 2 mph in the middle of the road, up a hill, on a windy road full of blind curves with no bike lane, and a speed limit of 40 mph.

bikers are the worst.

Clearly he failed to check his tire pressure before leaving the parking lot.

What a dumb article! Kap is an unhappy employee. He dislikes his company (49ers), he didn’doesn’t trust bosses, & dislikes his job description (not necessarily the starter, definitely not a centerpiece).

Bro, you are so stupid its unbelievable.

Deadspin has been trying to make the whole man-verb-something forever. It’s not working. No one thinks it’s cute or funny. I’d recommend not adopting that. Writing like a Deadspin staffer will ruin your career.

Is it wrong that I care only about the F/A-18?

So what. Its not like your missing much. I dont go to gawker or jezebel anyways. Stupid feminists and hipsters wanna hate.

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