Bonjour!

First time I went to Vegas I brought with me $400. By the third day I was up to $3600 betting colours on roullette and shopping for fanny-packs during the day to hold my fat stacks. By the 5th day I was broke.

Tsk tsk... any car man worth his salt knows you torque your lug nuts in a criss-cross pattern, race notwithstanding.

My Prime subscription is all paid up and I will be looking forward to the chap’s new show. And I will be looking forward to the failure of old Top Gear while smugly gloating at BBC and their cronie Chris Evans.

An LS in a wrecked 996? I think these articles have officially crossed into “absurd” territory.

My Frontier did have a terrible turning radius. Then again; it was a crew-cab long-bed.

What happened to Fiat’s new Charlie Sheen commercial?

I wonder why the action isn’t upside down so the magwell is more easily accessed and then the ejection port is facing downwards.

So appalled you posted it 3 fucking times?

“The investigation revealed that a Buffalo PD officer served as Kane’s chauffeur the night of the alleged rape, involved a rape kit that might have been tampered with but was ruled to be a hoax perpetrated by the victim’s mother...”

Is Ahmed Mohammed still part of our vernacular? The kid put the guts from an alarm clock in a case. Hardly a feat of engineering.

Flipping Bugs, getting E30s t-boned... I’m seeing a pattern... of shitty driving.

‘Biggest NFL news story of the day’ hyperbole much? Literally nothing happened!!!

Drinking after getting out of rehab isn’t a crime. If the officers had reason to breathalyze him they would have; not let him take off in a GTR.

You didn’t come to Gawker for hard-hitting journalism did you?

Art? He can explain what makes it art while I beat the shit out of him for duct taping cardboard to my car.

No one cares

When I was 18 I bought a 2004 Subaru WRX STi. I asked my dad to show me how to drive a manual and we drove around the block. I stalled 3 or 4 times and as we came back around the house I stalled in the drive way again, defeated. “Well good luck getting to work tomorrow buddy!” and he got out of the car and walked…

I wish I could get a job reposting shit from reddit.

I’m surprised the 2016s weren’t able to get off without a hitch considering it’s the same 20 year old truck underneath.