People can just DO that with their cats?!? I mean, even if I had the physical strength to hold my 18-pound monstrosity like that, he'd be off like a shot as soon as I opened the door.

And his "grinding your corn" comment was a nice laugh after all the tension of the interrogation and flogging.

That Hot Pocket scenario could very well take place in my apartment any Friday or Saturday night.

Obligatory,

The fucking Winchester brothers.

If only they knew he made 32k since June. JUNE!

Good thing no one asked you.

I spent a lot of time jamming to Britney secretly in the shower* over the past decade, so I also hope she gets through all this nonsense. All the ups, all the downs, all the wtfs... I just want there to be a rainbow at the end of this road.

*I spent about 3 minutes trying to decide if that sounded like I was talking…

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Wait, if you dry hump people you can get free cake?! I know how I'm spending my weekend!

So now that Taylor Swift is both cheer captain and on the bleachers, she has finally come full circle.

Yeah, unfortunately I tried to read it as a very frustrated teenager, when my book selection process was basically: "boning or GTFO."

I took it as a way to curb looting. It's a tough situation, and I think as long as the Ferguson PD isn't in charge, it's a good call.

What kind of fucked world do we live in that we have to worry so much about our career track that we're afraid to put the needs of our family first? I don't have kids and don't want them, and even I am bothered by this mindset. Work shouldn't be so important, unless someone is working on the cure for cancer.

1. If I ever offered you a bite of my sandwich and you refused.

16 mins to fall asleep? Yeah right.

AGAIN, let me recommend the Parasol Protectorate. The Protagonist's love interest?

I have some hope for it based on the reactions from ComicCon, where apparently the pilot went over like gangbusters, but I can't be the only one who thinks he looks a little tiny to play Jamie, right?

A book of the week or month that is offered a discount to readers to purchase.

I'm going on a 3 day sailing trip this weekend, pretty much with a bunch of strangers. These tips couldn't be more timely...will also be bringing some scotch and a deck of Cards Against Humanity. Nothing breaks the ice faster than laughing at terrible things with your fellow man.