Claire saw a photo of mystery boyfriend's abs, and somehow thought it could be Manny?!? Pudgy Manny, who she would know doesn't look anywhere near that good, since she saw him naked in an earlier episode?

The headmaster at the school my children used to attend was the best about this. He’d lead off every non-emergency/non-problem call with, “This is Dr. [Last Name], and it’s a great day here at [school]!”

Just wanted to say that I hope your dad is doing well and recovering quickly!

Nobody is irreplaceable.

It’s a great name for someone doing rap parody videos on Youtube.  You see it and maybe you kind of halfway chuckle once, the first time you see it.  But the problem with keeping it as an actual stage name is that just like any joke you hear again and again, it gets old and stupid quickly.

Emile Hirsch beats women.  After The Greasy Strangler, I almost definitely wasn’t going to see this anyway, but there’s another reason in case you needed one.

The headline drew me in, but I was hoping for something more along the lines of, “And Jack lands a crushing right to Blake’s shoulder! How will his older brother respond to this? Blake... shaking it off and planning his approach, and OH!!! He goes for the headlock!”

It’s a little disappointing that they didn’t complete the trilogy with “Do You Dare Approach a Redhead?”

Those turkeys didn’t even thank him. He should have left them to rot at Butterball. SAD!

When one of his greatest hits albums came out in the mid-90s, American Girl started getting lots of play on jukeboxes again. I’ll never forget the night in college when my best friend and I went on a bar crawl where the only rule was that as soon as American Girl played on the jukebox we had to pay our tab immediately…

I’ve manually added dozens of numbers over the years to the iPhone’s blocked caller list. It would be handy if the AT&T app had a way to import those, instead of having me manually enter them.

Father of three, and I don’t have a favorite.

Tsk, tsk... acting just like a common Palin.

“he is literally shitting on 60M voters”

I lost it to a VHS of The Lost Boys. I still like I Still Believe on a completely unironic level.