Wow, Dali melted as the clock was running out.

But fam I have a job and responsibilities, I can’t blast through Last of Us 2, I gotta take my time and cry while playing it.

Welcome to America in 2019, where Arians claim to be helping a Gay but really just want to set them further back.

I can’t believe the Patriots went to all this trouble to beat the Dolphins.

The 13 fans in attendance were stoked.

Starter money is reserved for studs like Case Keenum and Ryan Tannehill.

A friendly reminder that there’s a mobile, talented quarterback who’s sitting at home and could maybe actually help the Panthers keep looking something like a respectable, playoff team, and they’re gonna start Kyle Allen and probably Will Grier before him.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Steelers fans like him again now

Right. The plan was to throw away $30 mil guaranteed to get $9 mil. That’s some galaxy brain strategy

I don’t want to carry water for the NFL’s broken and ridiculous kangaroo court, nor do I want to be carrying water for potential domestic abusers, but I am also reticent to convict and ban people from employment without hard evidence.

OK, he sucks now, but he was pretty funny as the little brother on Malcolm in the Middle.

They don’t call them the Dodgers for nothing...

I don’t like that you pointed that out because then I snickered. I’ll see you in hell.

I need a shower.

God I hope the Saints get fucked by one of these this season.  

My bet:  a cheap camera, cheap laptop, cheap necklace, and a bag full of $500,000. 

Kaare Vedvik? Daniel Carlson? The Vikings know they don’t have to pick actual vikings, right?

New York: We’re savages in that box.
Colorado: Hold our artisanal dry-hopped 8 ounce taster.
*beans NY in the chin*
*throws bats at NY*
*loses*
Colorado: It seems they’re savages in that box.