What a little bitch - he had been there for a little over three years and only has a wife to move, not kids. I bet the other families leaving have it worse.

Also, were they both homeless prior to 2013?

We’ll never be able to bring our future children past the home where their parents first lived, and we definitely won’t be able to show them the place to which they were first brought home from the hospital.

“So my wife and I will leave our home soon – the only home we’ve ever known, the place where we’ve lived since the summer of 2013...”

If only there was a sports blog this could have been posted to...

If that was truly the case, how did Obama get elected...twice?

Nate Silver is the big loser with this election. Well, him and the entire United States.

Let’s not forget: Fuck Hillary Clinton for being such a terrible candidate and odious personality with the worst political instincts since Walter Mondale, making Trump a viable choice for millions of people.

I’m calling in sick tomorrow so I can drink myself into oblivion tonight.

Coffee just isn’t extreme enough for today’s on-the-go douche bag.

“This has been another edition of Sour Grapes Theater, brought to you by Chopped Liver brand geriatric supplements...Is your mee-maw getting her RDA of anti-schlerotic coagulents in her catfood as she shuffles off this mortal coil?”

Oh please, there are mandated TV timeouts every few minutes.

should be a 15 yard penalty like college. reasons:

Okay, good luck with that when we’re reviewing holding on every single play.

If these officials and leagues can afford to get things right, the NFL can afford to make their officials full time. Perhaps that would lead to stronger officiating and less mistakes.

Then remove it completely, man. I hate replay. Everyone cites we need to replay to “get it right.” Which, half the time doesn’t even happen!

Defensive PI should be a 15 yard spot foul like college anyway. Spot of the foul is bullshit.

edited to add: if that 98 yard run to the goal line may have been a score, obviously…

I’ll tell you what this sport really needs: more replays and game stoppages. This shit ain’t Checkers, it’s Correspondence Chess!

Counterpoint: ban all replay except for scoring plays. Sports needs human error.

The weird part is that Pedro’s ancestors were likely the people that Columbus enslaved.

Yeah, let’s all act offended that a Dominican born brown man offered up a stereotypical depiction of other brown people that white people have been perpetuating for like 500 years. If you’re wondering where Pedro Martinez learned that caricaturization from, it’s most likely from cartoons and movies made by white men…

That’s really disgusting. Like, having-a-bright-red-faced-caricature-on-your-hat-and-sleeve disgusting.