Of course it fucking counts. :)

You are a woman of many layers, my friend. The pregnancy gender secret, the solitary smoking of years passed, the love letters and that damn clock right there. You are more fascinating than I could ever aspire to be. My closet has nothing in it but a billion sets of scrubs and a billion textbooks. My degrees are in…

I definitely think the 'proceed with caution approach' should apply to all dogs, not just the specific ones that people are afraid of. I also have a hard time believing it when people say that their sweet, loyal dog just 'went nuts' all the sudden. In fact, the only time I have ever believed that was with the family I…

Yes, I'm sure everyone cares very deeply about the judgment you somehow feel entitled to make.

No. Which is why I used him in this story. He was a family pet. The neutered/vaccinated/socialized questions were answered when the police questioned the owners, and I supplemented the police report with my statement on the child's condition and the info I was given by the parents. He had all of his shots, was…

When I was a resident, there was a four year old patient who was mutilated by a bull terrier. Extensive facial injuries, a severed digit and the kid now has a glass eye. There's nothing wrong with being cautious around certain animals. It really rubs me the wrong way when someone makes a remark about a certain breed,…

Surely, anyone with such an epic career of Yelping would be aware of blatant extortion. But when you're performing the crucial task of informing the public through starred reviews, little things like creative business tactics get lost in the shuffle. Every war has it's casualties.

You really, really need to examine your life. One area of great concern would be the amount of time you spend on absolutely nothing. This insanely long post, coupled with your little 'yelp career' are signs of delusion. I would know; I have plenty of patients who suffer from delusions. You pity people who don't have…

It does say in the full article that Duncan's children were awarded a settlement from Texas Presbyterian. It's an undisclosed amount as far as I know, but it was in regard to gross negligence. It would be a good idea for them to settle with Nina as well, before more incriminating information becomes public. They used…

I don't know if you need to be sorry, but as a commenter, I expected more of you.

Yes, genius, the reason women wear yoga pants is to show off for men, while sneakily covering any imperfections, just to suck you in. Not, of course, because they're fucking comfortable and we don't give a fuck what you or anyone else thinks. It couldn't possibly be!

Wow. That is incredibly disgusting. Are you proud of yourself now?

Oh for God's sake, that ass was bought and paid for. You can actually see the implant moving up and down when she does squats. Yes, she records herself doing them so that people like you will believe that she 'earned it'. She didn't. It's pretty obvious in the before and after pictures that became readily available…

Oh, bullshit. If that's 'all you meant' then you probably should have left out the incredibly adult hahaha. Fucking gross.

Thank you for sharing that! I would certainly hope I have high patient satisfaction scores!

You can always email me, Boo. I manage personal crisis for a living. In doing so you would become a patient, and all communication would be privileged.

Take a deep breath and step out of the circle. You have people that love you.

Oh my god, Yes!!! This song. I got all the words wrong!

That's nice. You're the only person who seems to have a problem with it. It's actually quite rude of you to be so nasty about someone else's story. The girl in the story is a child psychologist in the same building as me. I refer patients to her every week, and she refers people to me. I helped her with her…

Jesus christ. I don't think your reply could have made my point more clear. If you're unable to read sarcasm, that's your problem, not mine. And please take your bitchiness elsewhere; I have no interest in discussing this issue with someone who is incapable of having an adult conversation. I'm a psychologist, and I…