Yeah. You would. A python sounds like it would be right up your alley.

Are you familiar with sun spiders or vinegaroons (spelling?) We had them in Arizona and I hate them more than anything. I cry every time I see one. Actually cry. And I'm a grownup who is a psychologist. I can't get past the fear.

I knew that being internet friends with you would come in handy. As a personal favor, I now require you, entomology student, to guarantee that a scorpion will never appear, ever. I'm from Arizona, and nothing scares me more than those. Are you familiar with sun spiders or vinegaroons? Get back to me on that. I will be…

Hey you know what? I do it. Every single day. I do prior authorizations and make phone calls to insurance companies so that my patients can get the meds I prescribed to them. I work about 100 hours a week and see patients on Sundays for free, yet I still have time to make those phone calls, and I am happy to do it. If…

Awwww reading comprehension really isn't your thing, I guess. That sucks. Hope you're enjoying being grey and no one reading your comments!

It's going, I suppose. I was lucky that I got into a Master's and PhD program where most of my education was paid for in return for working at the university hospital. The only thing I have left is one year fellowship and the paperwork part of medical school. I have a license to prescribe and so far that's been good…

Hey Boo, help me find that thread for Emma. The bully one. Our friends wanna see it like.... you're famous and stuff, you bullyin ass bully.

I am actively trying to find it.

I can't thank you enough for this comment. One of the best advantages, for me, is that my fitbit is not as large or clunky as my phone would be. I mean, HELLO! I would much prefer my fitbit over.. . well basically over anything else. I was bulimic throughout middle and high school, and have always had severe anxiety…

Interesting. I've been practicing for one measly year, and textbook GSA has popped up twice. Twice. And I'm one person at one hospital in one city in one country. Yet when I made this comment on the last story that discussed GSA, no one wanted to believe it when I informed someone that these instances happen far more…

The attraction IS NORMAL. I said this on a thread for a different story, and nobody believed me. I've been a practicing clinical psychologist for only one year, and observed textbook GSA twice. Can I prove you wrong on this? Absolutely, but anyone who would speak to a victim the way that you did is NOT worth my time,…

Hey, I totally stood up for you when that person called you a well documented bully. I said that you are super popular and the most well liked commenter. It was.... a very mature response.

Laughing at the words 'sook out' and 'challenge me intellectually' in the same sentence. You might want to think that over, honey.

Your old boyfriend is a fucking dickwad. Forget about him.

Oh, stop. It's just a tiny little fib. :)

I've read your comments, and the article you referenced. What I'm asking, honestly, is if you truly believe this guy deserved to die? Even if he had threatened to taser a dog? Even if there was a restraining order against him, or a past involving arson? It's ok in your mind to be shot to death over having a taser in…

I'm sorry about your Dad, Cocopop. Truly.

Oh, wow. It's not your fault and I hope you don't feel that way. You didn't know for sure that he was going to die. A trip around the world isn't something that happens all the time; you didn't want to ruin it, and you were 20 years old. It was all done with the best of intentions.

Oh, Cocopop. Just when I thought I couldn't love you more. This story is the BEST and so are you.

I tell the same lie weekly, if not daily. "There is nothing to panic about right now." I have quite a few patients that suffer from anxiety. It tends to calm people who are in a spin of panic, and they can't focus. I know good and goddamned well that they may very well actually have something going on that is worthy…