As someone who has had actual sociopaths as patients, I definitely agree. People have no fucking clue what they're talking about. It's not fucking funny and it's inappropriate to use the term so dismissively. Like.... ugh just don't call other people that.

You're a trans spectacular person Kat. Don't you ever forget it.

Oh. Yep. I have a patient with colored eyes. I obviously can't say which color, but yikes. It's extremely disconcerting to try and have a serious conversation with a person who looks like what I imagine the nightmare being in my not all the way closed looks like.

Aww. My heart just grew. Plus it's the first time someone responded to me with a gif. <3

You're so right. God, those movies were amazing.

I don't envy your position, meaning that you can potentially be bombarded with extremely rude comments and inappropriate personal questions. You're an excellent writer, and I wish you were allowed to say "fuck off" or "none of your fucking business".

Why why why are people thinking that this kind of retaliation is ok? I about choked to death reading some idiot commenting that he had it coming. Really? That's how your brain works? A lot of people are victimized in unspeakable ways. It happens every single day. They then have a conscious choice on how to react to…

Jezebel rule that I live by: Never, ever listen to Eileen or attempt to make rational conversation with her. She says some fucked up shit and is a complete waste of your time.

Anna, you treasure, could not have chosen a better photo for this article. It's like... really, really good.

Lol Boo depends on your tolerance. An entire bottle of wine would put me in my grave. For eyelash application I will allow you 2-2.75 glasses. I only use falsies now for like, extra glamour because I have extensions. I always do a little alcohol before because the process gives me anxiety and makes my hands shake. I'm…

Oh my gosh that's so funny because I almost put that a glass of wine or a nice shot of something burn-y helps with confidence to take on the task plus a steadier hand!

Lol. Of course you don't look bad. I don't think the waterline lining is necessarily better, just a preference.

The trick I use for falsies is to use an eyeliner pencil and put dots between each eyelash, as close to the lash line as you can. Connect the dots if it makes it easier to see. You want to glue the falsies to that line. Always cut the fake lashes in order to fit your eye, trimming away anything that would be too long…

Oh, wow, me too. The AC kick on noise and the breeze is so calming.

Oh, wow, me too. The AC kick on noise and the breeze is so calming.

God, it's just like my dad lowering his voice in public and hissing, "Lucy, don't make a scene." It's so infuriating. Or my very much ex fiance, Mr. Maybe You'd Like a Nice Glass of Water Right Now. Shut the fuck up! I'll make a scene whether the situation warrants it or not, and I would not like a goddamn glass of…

It is kinda funny how pissy you're getting. The cease and desist letter says nothing about bothering neighbors, and it's easily fixed. Drop the website and the public promotion, don't advertise the fees and invite less people. Done. He can continue to have swingers engage in sex at his house. Sorry, but he's not going…

If the reason that the city is using is 'upset neighbors' then your argument would make sense. The city is involved because they are classifying the parties as a business being run. So Yeah, as long as any actual laws aren't being broken, I'll defend them. What goes on behind the closed doors of this house between…

Lol. I just watched it on YouTube, and there was another 'behind the scenes' version with Nissan guys talking about how important family is.... and that the Nissan brand is just like the Super Bowl. Like, what?

You're right. That's all anyone ever says..... everything's all Bobby's fault.

Aw. Thank you. That's very kind.