Does the contract also say they can’t rotate the panther?

It’s nothing but a distraction and takes attention away from the real heroes who coordinated the effort that actually saved the kids and coach. 

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I don’t understand the thinking that goes into checking an urn in under a plane. Just stuff some of your other shit in the checked bag and carry it on with you. If it were me, that urn wouldn’t leave my custody (overhead compartment is acceptable) until it was to whatever final resting spot I had deemed for it.

Yeah, this is all fun and games and meme and lulz and feels. For now.

But let’s say it does in fact “come home” and England becomes a feel-good story. “Wow, they haven’t won in over 50 years not to mention all the heartache and disappointment along the way, good on them!” they’ll say, and then more memes will arise for…

Roth shared this fun fact with me: Khia once remixed “My Neck, My Back” for the New Jersey Nets. “Keith Van Horn” is rhymed with “Kenyon Martin.”

When you say Brazil are ‘not frauds’ you mean it in the sense that the word ‘fraud’ is not in itself strong enough to convey their breathtaking fraudulence correct?

Russia outperformed the sum of their talents and showed that they’re very much not frauds as long as we pretend they don’t have a sophisticated doping program.

Are you the guy in the blue shirt? 

Pls don’t disrespect my dream DD

That is a goddamn Camero.

She would just buy UPS

“UPS doesn’t want people blowing red lights and speeding through school zones in big brown vans that say UPS on the side.”

But why would you need to prevent Trae Young from shooting?  Just go get the rebound.

I mean he got beat and made an obvious foul to prevent a shot. I think we’ve all played with the old guy in the gym who does this. It just so happens that this old guy in an NBA rookie. 

That coach will be in SO much trouble once he gets out.

I wouldn’t want to be the coach who got them into this mess in the first place.

Slurp that coffee back up, my guy. Steven Adams is a really good center! 

When you break it down, it’s about $3M for every time he has to take a nut shot from Draymond in a season. So, that’s a fair price.