I’m 27. Not even close.

The best hand-me-down car is no hand-me-down car. When I was 16 I scraped enough money together to buy my own first car and I learned a little bit out this experience. It’s called pride of ownership. Out of all of my high school friends, I was the only one who bought my car with my own money. All of my friends who got…

The free ones that are not:

While the theft of the playbook obviously didn’t hurt them in the end, the theft of the $1300 means Alabama might lose out on the signing of that 4 star defensive end prospect he was supposed to meet up with later that night.

This guy is clearly a dick. Nix one idea: don’t pardon Agnew.

He’s the creepy looking one with the beard.

I know I should be hip to ultramarathoning celebs, but uh, which one of those herbs pictured above is Agnew?

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

How does it feel to defend an ignorant, racist piece of scum?

So he can play in Germany vs Bayern Munich and Schalke and Champions League teams...or he can play against Swansea and Newcastle’s U21 teams? That’s not really much of a choice if he wants to improve vs tough competition.

Exactly. He goes and fucks up Pulisic too, and he goes straight to the top of the Armenian-American soccer fan shit-list. Please believe the eight of us can make your life miserable.

So either he got F-52 confused with B-52 or just slipped up translating the total number of planes delivered and created a new designation.

If he meant B-52, then he is still a moron. The B-52s are strategic bombers, and we certainly aren’t fighter jets. Norway wouldn’t want them and we aren’t selling (no other country in the world operates the B-52). We also have a very limited number we can posses under treaties with Russia, so we’d be at a disadvantage…

Hey Dan, here is a tip if you’re going to correct somebody and then be a dick about it. Try and at least have the correct information... he meant 52 F-35's.

The very stable genius is like, very stable.

Oh shit, one of Kirk’s 2018 prediction came true only a week after the podcast came out!

Hey, I’ll be friends! What kind of a jerk would I have to be to turn down friends?

Excellent sleuthing. I’m picturing you shuffling through one of those Raiders of the Lost Ark-style warehouses, pulling out box after box and then rifling through a collection of yellowing, dog-eared print outs, muttering to yourself “Where have I seen this before... where? Ah yes, 2014, May the 12th, Georgia…

I found this little blurb from a 2014 Craigslist ad: