In 1979 when the AMC Eagle was first released, there was no single vehicle class or genre of car that could properly describe what this lifted, wagonish-4x4 thing was.

And then there’s this thing called build quality.

But it’s still a Jagggg. Not a paragon of reliability.

Lava tail lamp.

a mid-1990s Jaguar with water in the trunk.

I prefer the “people’s Ferrari” ad. The Midget really was the original Miata.

It’s alright, his parents will love him no matter what, right?

This is brilliant.

Yeah, the quality of their cars and the way they treat their employees is a big reason why I hate modern Nissan. I can just buy an old hardbody and not buy your macho bro truck assembled poorly with the blood, sweat, tears, and broken Christmas dreams of your employees. Dick move, Nissan.

What everyone is thinking/saying about Nissan right now:

Uhh yeah this looks bad. America, look to see the new Defender in mall parking lots and overpriced day cares around 2017.

Just saw this on Shark Tank. Nearly lost my shit when they said they had $5.7 million online only sales over a 2 1/2 year period.

Ben Carson came out against the new Fiat 124 Spider in a stump speech today, saying “This car is not specifically mentioned in any of the books of the bible, so therefore Jesus would never have wanted it to exist. If you drive this car you a sinful terrorist divorced abortion-ed hooker who needs to repent their homo…

Drug money.

i well giv u 5k i gotta buddy who boght 1 4 3K also kan u finence me i only 3k on me right know but i well pay u bac as soen as the title is in mi hands thnks 4 salling me ur car man

Forgot to add this, but the real actual work came for Archduke’s design last year,

Well, at least I tried.