I’m gonna say the Lotus Esprit from For Your Eyes Only. Not a Submarine, but it’s still pretty damn cool.

The original rough draft:

Soooo now it has shitty looks to match it’s shitty driving experience?

What do you think the deep net is for, dumbass?

#blessed

It’s a miracle Tony Stewart didn’t hit it.

But JDM yo!

I sent Jeeves to do my car shopping for me, and he picked up a Porsche 356! He bought a commoner car! I had him burned in the stake and the car crushed at once, of course. As for the Dusenbergs, I only bought 2, but only because I bought 7 Lusso’s for my servant’s fleet. They need a car befitting of them to pick up…

He’s driving a King Midget. I doubt he cares about safety that much.

“wasn’t the smartest car to hoist at the Dream Crews.”

(Puts troll face on)

This looks like Donald Trump’s dream world.

Depends on which mall you shop at.

Hey dentist’s, spend your money on this instead of killing lions!

Any Citroen!

But how were the Lada and satanic - soul stealing Doug DeMuro involved?

The true story of how and why Jalopnik bought a Lada:

Lady Luck stepped in again with less than two hours to go. The number 51 AF Corse Ferrari that was leading at the moment broke down with gearbox issues, ceding the lead to Corvette Racing.

It used to be a junkyard, but the owner opened it as a park and charged people $25 to get in so he didn’t go bankrupt and have to crush the cars.