First thing I thought of when I saw the recent trailer was: Norman Fetus

“Slightly”

This won’t end well.

One-Thrust Man

Jason - can you share a story of a stressful, challenging time you’ve had while working with Kotaku and how you were able to overcome it? If any, of course.

Heroin. Heroin never changes.

Whatever happened to “Game Over”?

Phoenix Wright on the 9th. :3

Without spoiling too much, I implore you to remember a moment near the end of the film where a particular item is repaired.

More like Team Extinct. Am I right fellas?

What’s with people pronouncing it as Poke-E-Mon? You’d think the head of Niantic would get it right. Or is it right? Is it wrong? Does it even matter anymore?

...and here I thought the game was called Cyberpunk and that 2077 was the release date.

Those three devils still playing the game are going to be so choked once they find out.

I only logged in just now so I could star you.

With that grappling hook, they really are embracing “Attack on Titanfall”.

“Your Washington post for Christ’s Sake , not a 12-year-old’s diary,”

Average men could never survive the Snacktaku trials. Average men are not Mike Fahey, the Chosen Stomach of Yore.

Blood Gulch was equal parts fun and nostalgic as it was poorly designed. I don’t think it holds up well for anything other than a sniper’s map in how it translates into CSGO, but the craftsmanship is a work of love!

I’m mulling over whether that whole Dead or Alive Xtreme SJW thing should be on this list or not. Does that count as a disappointment? Perhaps it was the context of it all.

Lara’s been through a lot, but there’s no way she’s taking down John Wick.