Here, let me fix that for you.

Because going outside is just too much trouble...

I’ve always loved elves, never really understood the hate for them. Granted I vastly prefer more ‘traditional’ feral elves, but if I can roll the class with a night elf, it’s rolled with a night elf on my account. Because who’s never wanted to be a mischievous forest spirit? I can’t name anyone.

Tracer’s track uniform is just too perfect.

‘Articundo’ is exactly what I’d expect from Niantic at this point. The only way you KNOW it’s fake is because it’s communication.

The problem is not all toxic players are loud and not all loud players are toxic. This will simply change the game from shouting abuse in public chats to passive aggressively inciting plausible outbursts so they can report the player they don’t like and get them muted.

Why not just teach astronauts how to drill?

At the risk of sounding creepy, I thought she was very pretty. Only thing I can figure is they want her to have swollen pregnancy boobs like the media seem so fond of.

Now he just needs a save battery that’ll last forever.

Elune give me strength...

Let’s hope that ‘brand new concept’ is shared cross-platform VC games tied to a Steamesque Nintendo account. Pretty soon people are gonna stop using the word ‘innovation’ to describe Nintendo if they can’t learn to keep up with the times.

‘Koko Takes a Holiday’ has the best definition of suicidal depression I think I’ve ever read;

Well if the youtube videos of kids’ WoW subs getting canceled is anything to go by I feel far worse for the players’ families and friends not afflicted with Blizzitus who had to deal with the fallout from this.

Some day she’ll find the right Warhammer player and they’ll make sweet, sweet dioramas together.