you can see the Flying Elbow Cop thinking “THIS IS IT! THE MOMENT I’VE TRAINED MY WHOLE CAREER FOR! THE PEOPLES ELBOW!!!!”

I truly appreciate and value Lin Manuel’s talent, but if he’s at all dissillusioned into thinking his show is at all reachable to anyone but the rich, white audience, he’s sorely got his head up his ass. My roommate managed to get orchestra seats at $300/each a couple of months ago, and she told me the people around…

This is a Dateline special’s wet dream. Crazy ladies! Yoga! Fraud!

Process Server: Mr Manziel? You’ve just been served.

Luckily for him, he's not an NFL player anymore.

Yes, but if he did abuse her when his mother died, why were they eating dinner months earlier in a restaurant?

Refresh, wait for a new post. Refresh, wait for a new post. Refresh, it’s here! Oh shit, think of something witty Court! Hurry dammit! Lie if you have to! Post a picture of your baby boy.

“It seems the fact that his mom passed away and she filed for divorce two days later

This was my reaction. I have a weird crush on him.... well... HAD.

BE QUIET BENICIO.

Today is glorious.

Actually, Bristol, there are.

[I’m] a dirty fighter. Oh, yeah, The dirtiest there ever was. Stop at nothing. It doesn’t matter. Balls, sucker punch, bite the ear, pull the ear, gouge an eye out. I have done damage, and damage has been done to me. I’ve been hit with everything in the world: ashtrays, bottles, the worst being a pointy-toed Tony Lama…

Maybe Jay is a nicer guy than the heads at Sony. Maybe no one can make money from Rita Ora but Sony can make money from Kesha.

Rita Ora is a sweetheart. I’ve got no particular investment in her US success, but I can’t find the who-hate funny.

It’s strange how easy it was for Rita to get out of her contract compared to Kesha.

I’m certain the legal process they’re referring to is an attempt to emancipate her.

EMERGENCY there are not enough “who?” gifs in the world!!!!!

Man, it's hard enough to find ONE partner...