"Great Job, Internet!"

I feel like I need to express my anger at a cloud, or at the grocery checkout person.

"Hmmmmmmmm"

* logs on the line *

So we're Sand Snakes?

It will launch when everybody sees five lights.

aye, a wee deadpool

We just need to fashion a crude phaser device using Geordi's visor and Data's head.

/recalls now 20 year old Sliders rant
"Sliders needs a prime directive! And story lines that aren't created and resolved in 60 minute packages!
/end rant

"50 Watts per channel, babycakes."

Is Judd Hirsch the new Abe Vigoda? He's been around forever.

OA's mom looked like an old Sarah Linden from The Killing. Which would make OA's dad Stephen Holder. But Stephen would have buttered his waffle.

See any YouTube video comment on a song. "This is when music was good, not unlike today's crap music!" More like "I was young when this came out and it was a part of the soundtrack to my coming of age!"

Both spellings are correct, grammarian.

"Tea: Earl Gary, Hot"

edit: nevermind

We got the Fast-Pass for the "Old Timey Shoot-and-Rape"

This is the darkest.

Regarding that picture above, I was hoping they would end up restarting the Smashing Pumpkins.

Any kids section would be cluttered with strollers. And Brazilian tour groups.