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Next on Maury, angry dads who are only competitive against specific races

You mean like issues with k erni ng?

But you wouldn't have beaten Metroid

I read the first line as "Gin soaked Marc Summers" and it was all downhill from there.

without popcorn

you must have been Lot's wife back in 1999 wandering the aisles of Blockbuster on a Friday night

Delos would have Felix Rasta-fy her by %10

/goes crazy Broadway style

They'll be in a "Scooby Doo hallway scene" at some point.

Sylvester goes up to 11

So it's White Hot Shit?

/insert wee-bey-turn-around-surprised.gif

We saw it last night - it starts slow and the ending is drawn out, but there is a lot of charm in the movie. Kowalski was amazing and stole the movie. The guy who played Creedence looked like "Jimmy Fallon's tight pants character bites into a lemon."

Great, now I have that theme song in my head

If it was someone like my dad, there would be a blurry camera strap in the picture. I don't know how it he did it.

"I care!"

Yes, we all saw that trading card.

From a certain point of view.

He sang "some enchanted evening" while driving. Gets 'em every time.