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They never made it to the fireworks factory!

Hello Dad, I'm in jail. Say "hi" to mom for me, from jail.

No, I'm not havin' it

Excuse me, miss

I was waiting for a "The Guess Who" joke, since the title is play on BTO.

Ye Olde Plate-Glass Movers

She ran like Tom Cruise. All upright and straight-backed.

Sandor Jenkins runs straight into battles and prefers chicken.

Framing OJ?! I could go to prison, risk my whole career! And I really like OJ! But you're right - it's just too good!

WATCH OUT FOR SNAKES

A girl wears goggles; they do nothing

"He went to Jared!"

"It's gonna be great" - George Lucas, beta tester.

Jake from State Farm Hideous.

/subscribes to your newsletter

He was using Chekov's Axe for crying out loud

I always read it as Meal, Ready-to-Ate, which is like some offbrand MRE

Tommen vs. Ser Pounce is the undercard in the Clegorbowl.

The Others are Star Trek Red Shirts

YOU HAD ONE JOB, PUPIL