I have bookmarked this comment and will be coming back here in a month’s time.

If only it wasn’t an error...

I feel like you have not enough fun in your life. Or maybe you’re just getting old.

About 20 years ago, my grandmother pulled a sewing needle(the small metal kind, not the big plastic kind, you sick fucks) out of her elbow, which to the best of her recollection must have been stuck in her forearm for upwards of 10 years.

I don’t know for sure, but they could be ‘unlocked’ and able to bypass the great firewall of China. More likely, the regional price differences between China and Hong Kong makes it profitable.

Consistency is everything!

This is a weapon that must be harnessed for the good of mankind.

All he has to do is find a turtle going down a block stair and he can farm infinite lives.

Or 2 Sorceror’s Apprentices, 2 Molten Reflections, A Time Warp, Antonidas, and a Potion of Polymorph

Zenimax is only really interested in VR when someone else does the work.

I wish I had known before going into the classroom(grade 7-8 I believe) that my classmates had filthy brains.

This reminds me of the time author Piers Anthony had a young boy show up at his home in Florida. This phenomenon is not unique to modern social media; it’s just easier to get addresses of popular streamers than a reclusive author living out in the middle of nowhere.

If there’s anything the last 100 days has proven, it’s that getting republicans to agree on ANYTHING is impossible.

‘most of’

Just replace every instance of ‘unintelligible’ with ‘shit’ and it all makes a whole lot more sense.

Or it’s like that one vault in Fallout 3? with all the people named Gary!

That’s fine. Everyone has different ideas about what is fun, and you’re entitled to your opinion. It’s obvious, though, that this post is not intended for you, so I question your reason for complaining about this. If you don’t want to be spoilered for games like this, don’t watch the speed runs! Other people do enjoy…

“This is Bill. He’s worked as a baggage mishandler for United for 36 years, ensuring your baggage made it to the wrong destination, every time. Think of Bill. Fly United. You didn’t need that laptop, anyway.”

If this was about power in a relationship, if he was merely attempting to, what, get back at her?, shooting her publicly and then killing himself does not compute. It seems far more likely that he was mentally ill and undiagnosed. You don’t kill yourself when you don’t get what you want unless there is something…

It’s alright, guys. I have the perfect solution, just leave the security detail at home. It’s not like he even needs it. This is America, after all, it’s perfectly safe!