I don’t think Ernest Cline saw the future... I think he longs for the past. As nostalgic a person I am... I also remember the 1980's with a particularly clear vision. You can only lie to yourself for so long before the polishing starts revealing the rust. There was a lot of pain, of horror, of anger... a lot of…

But what’s canon truly, beyond what each new film introduces? Remember midichlorians, scanned by a Lady Schick?

Writer/directors who aren’t fucking lazy.

This is very old news, and has been going on for years. I used to work 2 blocks from their campus, and their bikes were all over the fucking place. They even dropped them off directly at our company’s door, so we would have to throw them aside to get in.

Nobody wants Yahoo bikes.

Black Lightning

Isn’t Kylo the one who told her about her parents?

I am pretty sure I hated this movie. There were so many things in there that wasn’t Star Wars and didn’t feel like Star Wars. The Matrix Style slow motion ducking under the lightsaber, Luke brushing his shoulders off, the reach out and Luke ticking Rey with a leaf. The your mom joke. Leia’s Mary Poppins/Superman float…

OMFG - Love that movie!!!

This made my day.

Let’s see...

Solo: A Star Wars Story

Your concerns have been noted and disregarded because holy fuck that looks like fun.

Oh cool, Spider-Man gets a new suit at the end of Homecoming THANKS GUYS HAVEN’T SEEN IT YET.

Can we please stop saying “the first black woman to open a comics shop on the East Coast” because it’s not true. Two black women in the early 90's opened a comic shop on Fulton Street near the corner of S. Portland in Brooklyn. This is not to take away from Ms. Johnson’s rarity or achievement, just that there have…

So, are those bacteria harmful to humans?

They released the teaser trailer even before that. Around Thanksgiving 2014 if I’m not mistaken.

I mean, the trailer’s gotta be here, right? RIGHT?? They released the one for The Force Awakens during the Super Bowl, for God’s sake. We’re already over two months past that!

And will there finally be a trailer revealed for Last Jedi? I mean come on!