Ah well, I guess I was kinda balancing out how long humans take to get to maturity, and how long most mammals take. So if it takes a cat 6 months to separate from momma cat, and let’s pretend that’s about 14 years old in a human, then we can estimate that 2 months for a cat is about 5 years old for a human (all very…

What baby animal in the whole animal kingdom has to sleep without a parent around? Ok, maybe just mammals. All little kids want to feel safe and protected, and I can’t imagine feeling more unsafe than being locked in a room away from my parents. How scary and alone would that feel?

I don’t think that gluten is nutritionally required. What are you worried about?

You fuckin’ rock! I’m impressed. Keep on with your dreams.

...I don’t think that the latter gets to dictate to the former how to be Catholic because religion is a deeply personal thing.

Young Frankenstein was pure genius from beginning to end.

Exactly! I think Leslie Jones gets so much internet flak because she’s happy and strong and talented and living her life; and there’s a certain type of man that can’t stand that. How dare a woman exist who doesn’t pander to their boners?

Internet hugs. If it’s any consolation, this stranger is also tearing up for you and loneliness and people sucking. I’m sorry the world is like this.

Look again. Some of us are still grey. It’s maddening.

When what you are is considered the biggest insult you can throw at another person and it’s used so regularly so casually, you are made very aware of your position as a second class citizen.

And now I would KILL for avocado green appliances. They’re so retro! Wheeeee!

I like to think of it more as Brian and Kevin digging up the decayed corpse of the great Frank Herbert, tanning his skin, and stretching it over some horrible framework to create a puppet they can display in front of us, “Come read my new book! It’s just like Dune!” while making it caper and dance.

I was 42 when a cute 23 year old I knew made it very clear he was into me. I thought he was insane for digging an old lady like myself. He thought I was a beautiful, hot, sexy, woman.

It’s been a thing since the 1930's as far as I can tell.

I seem to remember Marilyn Monroe calling her boyfriend/fiance “Daddy” for the entire movie of Gentlemen Prefer Blondes. And I don’t think it was new even then.

I have tried Moon Cups and Soft Cups. I prefer the Soft Cups because I have a very heavy flow. Although the moon cups hold more and leak less than the soft cups, there is a very important reason why I prefer the soft cups. I don’t have to remove the soft cups to empty them during the day. I don’t have to touch them at…

I’m one of those people who honestly just finds it boring as all fuck,

I’m a Woman speaking of Men:

I know you’re probably trying to be cute and snarky, but as a twin who has had to put up with endless “creepy twin” memes from tv, movies, internet, jokes etc., can I just say that I’m fucking tired of it?

I was watching this race, and my sister and I couldn’t believe how many times they gave the credit to the husband. It must have been about 10 times. We were both gagging with disgust.