It feels good to know that there are people out there who “get me”. Flat White for All!

I feel for you! I used to be a barista, and I understand the pain.

Quite a few people are allergic to raw tomatoes but not cooked tomatoes. The nightshade family of plants can be like that. Potatoes, tomatoes, eggplant.

I know we are both crazy, but we’re also right. The ice with the hole in the center is better. It melts at the right “speed” for drinking.

I ask for No Foam Latte because what I really want is espresso with hot milk, but there’s no way to order that, and No Foam Latte comes closest. I don’t want a cafe au lait because that’s made with coffee, not espresso and I prefer the espresso.

“Ronda Rousey would murder me and every dude I know in an actual fight.” - TheMightyZod

That was very satisfying.

A male friend of mine just told me a story of when he was watching a Ronda Rousey fight about 2.5 years ago with a bunch of male friends of his. They were watching the pre-match interviews of Ronda, and they were like, “She’s too pretty. No way gurl can fight”. And then she came out with the messy pony tail and kicked…

Ronda writes like she fights. Very exciting, tough, violent.

I used to stay with a woman who spent half her life in Japan. She would do this with fresh vegetables almost every day. Before she stared dinner she would cut up fresh veggies, put them in a bowl with sugar and rice vinegar (I don’t remember salt, but maybe there was salt) and just let them sit there while she cooked…

I have the pee hole pair. It’s fine. It kinda splits on it’s own when you sit down. But you definitely should try anything else than peeing ‘cause that gets complicated.

The author is 44, as far as I can tell. I don’t ascribe evil motive to Sarah, she’s prolly a cool chick. But what’s totally uncool is to mock your readers as being too stupid to understand a joke, which is what 5 or 6 GM writers did on twitter.

Yeah, I admit I might have been exaggerating a little. He’s not an ugly guy. He’s fine. And I like his weird voice. And now I’m going to google Young Louis CK.

You are right. I’ve noticed that guys who put outrageous (not natural) color on their hair also tend to wear some makeup. usually eyeliner. Prolly for the reason you mention, strong color washes out the face.

Queen Latifah is absolutely drop dead gorgeous.

What??? Queen Latifah is hot as fuck. Her face is beyond gorgeous, and her body, while chubby is slamming. And Amy Schumer isn’t a Louis CK in terms of looks, she’s a Jerry Seinfeld. Louis CK is not good looking. He’s not. He’s funny and that makes him hot, but he’s not good looking. And Tyra Banks? If she walked into…

Oh I know, boobs, I’ve seen you around a long time. You’re a good commenter! It makes them look veeerrrrry petty.

There was a woman in Philly who basically parked her car right outside the daycare, with the infant left in a carseat. She walked into the daycare, got her 3 year old, walked out 2 minutes later, and the police were there. It’s totally out of control

I’ve always wondered about the retaliatory possibilities of hurting the tender feelings of Gawker Media writers, re: greying.

Nice defensive double-down on willfully misunderstanding what Jez commenters are trying to tell you. And now you’re saying, “Look, the mens don’t care if we make fun of shorts!”. Please.