Oh I know, boobs, I’ve seen you around a long time. You’re a good commenter! It makes them look veeerrrrry petty.

There was a woman in Philly who basically parked her car right outside the daycare, with the infant left in a carseat. She walked into the daycare, got her 3 year old, walked out 2 minutes later, and the police were there. It’s totally out of control

I’ve always wondered about the retaliatory possibilities of hurting the tender feelings of Gawker Media writers, re: greying.

Nice defensive double-down on willfully misunderstanding what Jez commenters are trying to tell you. And now you’re saying, “Look, the mens don’t care if we make fun of shorts!”. Please.

My sister asks them to “shampoo” her hair with conditioner when she goes to the salon. She is also no poo. There is never an issue, they always seem to understand why.

I think the joke here is, “Basic bitches, amirite?”

Happy birthday, Yoga Nerd MD. I always read your comments with pleasure. You’re a good egg.

I live in Philly, and I see people wearing yoga pants everywhere. I think they look great on almost everybody. It appeals to the part of me that hungers for a Star Trek future.

It’s kind of like a troll piece. Thanks but there are enough trolls in the comments. Don’t purposely troll your readers. - PaperMoon

Yeah, this Tomoko person reminds me of TomatoFace. Naivete taken to enraging levels. All innocent questions, he just needs you to explain it to him!

Oh yes. Yes, yes, yes. Dave Foley. Mmm hmmm.

I mean, yes the beautiful mouth, the bored but intelligent eyes, the angelic hair, the hot bod. But what really gets me is his voice. There are so many undercurrents in that voice - filthy filthy undercurrents.

I think that’s very decent of you. Or as my cat would say, “That’s mighty cat of you”, but then she would kill you for not adding cream. (I have to fight my cat away from my coffee, she’s an addict.)

A lot of people think that milk makes better hot chocolate and they are 100% wrong. The very best hot chocolate is made with water (so the chocolate taste comes through) and then “finished” with cream, the same way coffee is made. The oil in the cream helps balance the chocolate flavor and the cream gives a nice mouth…

Sometimes I think back to the time I ordered two HUGE ice cream cones from this place in central PA, and the counter person said, “That’ll be $1.50”, and my jaw dropped at how cheap it was and I said, “A $1.50 for TWO CONES???” and he said, pretty snippy with me, “Well it is Home Made!”. And I just walked out, very…

You are certainly assuming a lot about what I think. I’ll just let you continue your argument against your strawman by yourself.

I only used the analogy because I thought it was easy to understand and a pretty good parallel. I’m not against the product, I’m against the process of bringing the product to market. I couldn’t really think of something that fit as well. Sorry to offend you.

I’m listening...

Forget it! Their strawman argument of the anti-science, chem-trail, GMO Truther is way funnier than the actual truth - that many people are anti-GMO for precisely the reasons you list.

Thank you! Couldn’t have said it better myself. The problem is that the strawman is so convincing to people who would rather paint anti-GMO with the same brush as the Tin-Foil Hat Brigade. There’s a kind of rabid glee to it.