I'm pretty sure I'm related to you and didn't get invited to your wedding. I sent a gift.

Ha! Your pretense at "oh my gosh, I'm just trying to understand!" is transparent. You're a troll, and not even a good one.

Oh, god, am I dense or what? I knew it wasn't a woman, but I missed the "clever" pun.

Brad, what are you doing writing this? You're nitpicking about a portion of the video that you then go on to concede is probably less than 10% of the offensive shit that this woman has to suffer. What exactly is your point?

You're not a "female".

mistress futanari is an mra troll. fyi.

Is this real? Can I buy one?

Well, golly, aren't you befuddled!

I laughed.

My tortie approves.

While I agree that it may be tedious to keep explaining kink, it's not all bad. I think most people don't understand the intricacies of consent in BDSM, and it would be very helpful if they did. It would improve everybody's sex life to practice consent, which requires that you pay attention to your partner and what…

A-freakin-men!

That Aerosmith performance on SNL was crazy good. And I'm not a big fan of Aerosmith. But they were freaking tight.

This show is like a fevered dream. You'll wake up sweating and wondering where your wallet is.

Welllll, can she at least call it a BOOB HACK?

I've done that. My favorite aunt and uncle - love them so much! - but I have been known to tell them a party starts at 4pm so that they arrive by the real time of 7:30pm. That's for parties. For normal dinner reservations I only fudge the time by 30 minutes.

I couldn't agree with you more. Look, if someone is super great in other ways, but is habitually late, I'll make an exception. But if you're some idiot that's already hanging on by a thread, forget you, you're out. We're done-zo.

I love this woman. Every time she comes on the screen, I perk up. Funny funny funny.

Philadelphia area.