I've done that. My favorite aunt and uncle - love them so much! - but I have been known to tell them a party starts at 4pm so that they arrive by the real time of 7:30pm. That's for parties. For normal dinner reservations I only fudge the time by 30 minutes.

I couldn't agree with you more. Look, if someone is super great in other ways, but is habitually late, I'll make an exception. But if you're some idiot that's already hanging on by a thread, forget you, you're out. We're done-zo.

I love this woman. Every time she comes on the screen, I perk up. Funny funny funny.

Philadelphia area.

I love Cracker Barrel for its Pecan Pancakes, and I must live in a weird place because Honkies are definitely in the minority at the location I like to go.

Yeah, when I hear that "Everything happens for a reason" I know I'm dealing with someone who is engaged in magical thinking.

Death! is too good for those monsters who carry golf umbrellas on city streets.

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Yeah, but, no, but, now that everyone knows what "bless her heart" means, you might as well be dropping the f-bomb when you say that.

I agree with so much of what you said, but I have two points.

Omg, what a face!

I'm so sorry ;;

Wonderful! What a face, so much intelligence in his expression. I'm sorry he's gone.

Here's my Husky/Yellow Lab. The best dog that ever lived. RIP. I keep wanting to get another husky. So much talking, and eye contact, and expressive eyebrows.

I sell monogrammed thermoses, thank you.

I think so, too. It's entirely too perfect.

First, you don't have to write "@ Dunemi" because you are already replying to me.

I love scotch egg! A restaurant in Philly always serves them during Sausage Fest. They are incredible. As a side note, I also recommend sausage wrapped in a piece of french toast, stuffed with a little cheddar cheese and drizzled with real maple syrup. Sausage Fest!!

But that's the only way I get to see him. I have a Tivo alert for anything "Wheaton".