this dude looks like a fake Onion article about 2017 rappers

An incredibly abusive ex of mine is a producer; while we were together several years ago he pressured a woman he was working with (a very good friend of mine at the time) to drink a lot of tequila and smoke a lot of hash during a writing session because she wasn’t producing the kind of work he wanted to see.
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Christians who blame Satan for anything are the worst. The devil did NOT make you do it. He didn’t possess your body and pilot you like a meat mecha and make you do bad things. YOU did the bad things. YOU rationalized what you were doing. YOU ARE A BAD PERSON! Satan A. Doesn’t exist and B. If he did exist he’d be…

Most people who (try) to raise their dogs vegan piss me off. Unless you’re willing to spend as much or more on your pet’s food than your own, then vegan dog-raising is not for you.

I don’t really understand how she’s still the clerk to begin with. If I was a sanitation employee whose religious beliefs said that divorce is dirty and people who are divorced deserve to live in filth, therefore I would not pick up Kim Davis’s trash, I’d be out of a job.

Literally just made that same mistake. Fortunately, I am already dead due to Trump’s moronic decision to recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel later today, so the filth didn’t even faze me.

Goodbye Jezebel, I will miss you. I made the mistake of reading the comments in the TMZ article about Terry Crews. There is no soap strong enough, no bleach powerful enough to get the filth and stench of the average TMZ commenter off of my skin and I am afraid the damage done to my brain is irreversible.

What a bunch of wankers. RENTING a car for internal research? And it’s MB, they’ve got LOADS of cash to afford to take apart hundreds of cars if they needed to. Instead, they screwed over a small business owner, all for the cost of 2-3 brand new MB cars (i.e. a new Tesla). Corporate greed continues in all countries…

There’s no citation needed for that (and otherwise, this reply isn’t directed at you, kenspiracy), it’s a well-recognized fact that MANY homeless people suffer from a wide-variety of mental illnesses. Similarly, many (1/3? 2/3?) of prison inmates suffer from mental illness. Not coincidentally, neither group is…

I find the richer the person the less likely they are to help proportionately.

The producers sand bagged that women. They tell her this minutes before going on air, a good chance she was one of his victims, and then expect the show to just go on. Its unbelievable.

Do you work in offices that don’t have bathrooms? Because that’s where everybody in my office changes clothes. Bathrooms are made for that sort of thing, after all, and professional offices are not.

“all it takes now is one woman to say something and you’re fired!”

Kinda makes you sigh wistfully for the good ol’ days, when Brian Williams got suspended from NBC for pretending that his helicopter was shot at in Iraq...

Matt fucking Lauer. This fucking dirtbag is just one more example of structural media misogyny. His treatment of women isn’t a “behind closed doors” problem that only affected the poor employees he harassed, bullied and exploited. Does anyone else remember the sexist shitshow of presidential debate that Lauer…

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Agreed. Maybe he’ll pull a Chelsea, Ron Reagan Jr, Malia, Amy, the Bush girls! All I want for him is to get away from his horrible family. Poor kid.

I mean...

I sincerely hope that Barron grows up to be the Ronan Farrow of his generation.