They were both absolutely perfect!

AMEN and hallelujah!

I care about education alot.

You don't need to play to understand how it works. Lol.

I can't believe this is real life. I am so, so fucking sorry Charlotte has to go through this. I wish I could hug her, high five her and be her friend.

Paula Pell followed by Josh Groban made me laugh and laugh.

It's fucking embarrassing.

Seriously. If that shoe is comfortable, then who gives a fuck? Especially for an athletic shoe, meant to aide cardio exercise. The last thing someone needs to be worrying about is how their feet look while they're running. That's beyond ridiculous.

I just recently shut my cats out of my bedroom and I have been feeling bad about this. This post makes me feel like an asshole for feeling bad about this, so thank you. They are just fine sleeping in the, heaven forbid, living room.

I'm not trying to be an asshole and I'm not this writers biggest fan, but as an entertainment blog, are they supposed to post exclusively about the Boston suspect hunt? That doesn't make any sense to me. If you want 'round the clock coverage about Boston, check out the Boston Globe's website.

Even when I was a loser of a 20 year old, I still knew shit like this is wrong. How are there so many young Americans so incredibly ignorant to so many disenfranchised populations? What are we teaching our children? How are our parents failing so miserably? Situations like this are so embarrassing so blatantly wrong.…

Oh my gosh, she made me cry. What a kind-hearted woman. This is making me miss my family so much.

I agree. The author sounds uncommonly hateful, but so do most of the other Jezebel articles relating to animals that aren't cute and furry cats. It's kind of sad.

I totes agree with everything you just said. I love their relationship - it gives me the warm fuzzies.

Jesus Christ, Jez. Nightmares.

I'm having problems with the side-scroll through comments. It cuts of the last comment (no matter how big or small Chrome's browser window is) and when I click the next arrow, this comment gets skipped, so I have to click the previous arrow to read it. I didn't notice this problem on io9 yesterday.

Yay! We're not a community of coke-lovers after all. Our mom's would be so proud.

I really really hope Cat can break this cycle she's stuck in someday. For me, it took hitting something akin to bottom to change my behavior, which is still an uphill battle 10 or so years later. I can't imagine what would have happened to me if I received $500,000 worth of positive reinforcement during my addict…

You're totally right. No strength involved in that, nope. I'm a little sad you'll never experience all the help someone has when giving birth. Totally easy!

Thank you! I was beginning to think I was the only one who thought this cocaine love fest was kind of weird.