Spoken like a true human.

Great video, but humanity and I are not on speaking terms.

wow having used 8.x, someone wanting 8 enough to install a cracked version is not a scenario i could ever have imagined.

His girlfriend says otherwise, and I quote, “Ohm my God!”

Tebow: [steps into RH batter’s box]

Safe!

...Which he, only moments later, re-gifted to a staffer, stating, “There’s too many words, and they’re not even my kind of words. The best words are mine, not that guys. Give this to (pointing at a random staffer) that guy.” He then whispered to his son-in-law while walking away, “When we get back, bill him for that.”

Ok fine you earned that one.

So it was an ill eagle?

Alien day being on 4/26 is goddamn stupid. It should fall on the 426th day of the year, dummies.

Fuuuuuuuuck. His word vomit is so painful to even read. Guys... it hasn’t even been 3 months.

Look, it doesn’t matter who I killed, just that you remember I killed them bestly.

Was? Normandie?

Wow, so now cornerbacks can’t even yell and wave their arms without getting called for interference.

Why would you add unnecessary joints to a supposed war machine? Those are just weak points. Like riding a giraffe into battle.