170 minutes. Good lord, that’s a lot of justice.

Shut up and take my multipass!

Wow, so now cornerbacks can’t even yell and wave their arms without getting called for interference.

Try starting out with a silicone one.

“Like riding a giraffe into battle.”

Why would you add unnecessary joints to a supposed war machine? Those are just weak points. Like riding a giraffe into battle.

I knew driver training in Germany was really, really good.

Well, it does not happen often, but you good commenter made me spit out the water i was imbibing at the moment of reading your post.

The bear just confirmed that the cat is fucking dead.

Half Life 3 episodes 1 and 2 and 3 confirmed.

I think you misspelled Designated Hitler

“There were no ‘Where is Roger’ chants during the Steelers dominating victory last night, period.” #SpicerFacts

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

SPOILER: He turns into Professor X and begins curving his gun shots

Pussy graboids?

Gabe should run for President. Seems right up his alley considering the terms stop at 2.

Tony Romo broke three ribs hearing about Jordy Nelson breaking two ribs.