The only way to save money is for every jail-able offense to be worthy of the death penal.....oh... yeah.

I had a LOT of fun in my twenties, then had two kids so I guess this represents my vag to crazy, possibly fictitious god sandwich lady.

Battletoads.

Wondo’s mom brings the orange slices for halftime sooooo

“She may not look like much, but she can do the Kessel Run in less than the half-life of plutonium 239.”

Olbermann’s story about that video:

Just a note that the new bridge connecting Detroit and Windsor will be named the “Gordie Howe International Bridge”. How awesome it is to have been such an icon in two countries.

He played so long that he played with his kids. professionally, That is insane.

It was a respectful game when we played!

RIP

He wont get the near the recognition Ali got, and that’s a bummer because Howe defined his sport every bit as much as Ali

Ugh, so much diving.

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No, but I’m sure many of the local high schools football programs do.

This should surprise no one. McCravey is Airborne.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

When they said “Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition,” my first thought was literally “Well I wasn’t expecting that...”