Ugh, so much diving.

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No, but I’m sure many of the local high schools football programs do.

This should surprise no one. McCravey is Airborne.

I think what you mean is, you miss the days when you would say that and no one would call you an asshole for it.

When they said “Welcome to the Spanish Inquisition,” my first thought was literally “Well I wasn’t expecting that...”

Some of us like the sweet slow science, as opposed to shoving rockets up our asses and blinking across a map.

I would be OK with this.

I feel bad for Medicine Hat. That’s a tough pill to swallow.

Biggest subway failure since Jared.

Bring this back and I’m good.

Had to go quick, it’s the end of the day lol

“Let me get this straight, you’ve LOST a submarine?”

No small loan of a million gold to start the game?

There was more effort on defense here than there is in an entire NBA season

We can do better than that!

and unicorn farts.., that’s what that chugachuga sounds is.