Holy shit, I can post again. For some reason Vista couldn't handle the AVclub posting on the old site. I haven't been able to post for like 3 months since I got the evil VISTA. Now I can piss people off with my irresponsible posts again! YAY!

Jay Z's intoxicating new scent: A&H+C.hcl=Sizzle

Trainspotting has the best undead baby ever….

It's interesting that you sarcastically lament the death of an unknown (to you) musician whilst your overdose death would likely be, at most, only duly noted by your closest friends and family members. I imagine your death would not be labeled as "sad" by said people either. Ah fuck it, let's go with "asshole."

According to "Lullaby" many laugh tracks were recorded so long ago that the people laughing are likely dead by now. So next time you are watching "Two and a Half Pederasts" or whatever it's called, realize you are hearing the laughs of the dead. That should kill your buzz pretty quick (if you are one of the rare…

Here sucks balls

This album reminds me of Kyuss' "Blues For the Red Sun" without the vocals.

Say it aint so… I hear the rights to Lullaby were just secured, maybe they'll do that one some justice.

"Do the Right Thing" even suffered from this as well. Despite the great PE theme song, it was replayed so many times throughout the film that it became oppressive and dull.

They better not have fucked up Choke. The trailers don't make it look very good. I agree that a review would have been nice (I'll see it regardless of the reviews however).

Golden years of sketch
I remember a day…. SNL didn't suck, the canadians were giving us Kids in the Hall, UCB ruled Comedy Central, and Mr. Show reigned supreme on HBO. But this day is gone….

"The God That Failed" and "Sad But True" stand out on the Black Album as being the most worthwhile.

I think "Law and Order: SVU" vs. "Beauty and the Beast" sounds like a good idea. They could put a sex-crime spin on the classic tale of true love…

Vomit
Sounds like shit…

You get a CD from each of the above bands…. CONGRATULATIONS!!

JT did not invent trucker hats. Truckers have been wearing them for decades. Hence the name. But they didn't fucking brag about it. The were too busy being ashamed of the fact that they were truckers.