Honey, I love you, and I’m sorry but we’re getting kicked out now.

Good riddance? He’s the best thing to happen to MMA in ages you clown, love him or hate him his entertainment value is off the charts

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Is it me, or does the patch on Jyn’s coat look like a butthole?

Benghazi

Hillary, the welfare gutting superpredator, who knows and loves all the minorities in Chappaqua has many, many pros.

You forgot:

You were made for this comment section.

-Has nictitating membranes:

Its kind of disgusting that you have any amount of stars for this.

Neat little fact: the “crosse” in “lacrosse” means the stick itself. In other words, lacrosse is French (or bastardized French-Canadian) for “the lacrosse stick.”

Right, like he ever told Austin Rivers to cut that shit out...but annoying as that is, that’s not really what bothers me. Could you imagine what Coach K would do if another coach tried to say anything to Grayson Allen? Especially if it was “quit fucking tripping my guys before somebody blows out a knee or ankle?”

So tell me again why the U.S. doesn't excel at soccer?

Invite Trump to host a rally and than cap it off once he is inside.

It’s the sports fault. Just like how it’s earths fault for terrorism. Thanks a lot, earth.