Mike Tyson has an underbite, and I think Tyson is an adorable name for a pup.

1. I adore Lewis Grizzard. His Pandora station is my guilty pleasure on long car trips.

Shut up. It should be illegal to look that gawgeous. TEACH ME HOW TO DO THE WHITE-WATER-LINE-THING. Everytime I try to do my waterline my eye starts weeping and twitching uncontrollably.

I’m dranking the illustrious Sutter Home Sweet Red, mixed with a leeeetle bit of Lacroix Lime. I promise I’m a fucking grownup...sort of. ;)

I’ve written about it before, but Montgomery, AL public schools are a perfect example of this issue. During integration, a large majority of white residents created/started religious private schools to avoid integration in its entirety. This caused a slow descent into massive underfunding and suffering for the public…

What is this from?! Why have I never seen this?

I’m right there with you. Wayyy more boob than a men’s shirt can handle, but when I size up the tees are TOO big.

Find some sweet old lady who will give you some starter! We’ve got some that my mom started decades ago and I love giving/sending it to people-let me know if you want some.

If you’re anywhere in the US, I can send you some sourdough starter and some Amish friendship bread starter (it is like crack-cocaine, I’m telling you) that are both close to 20 years old, and going strong. They’re my mothers’ originally, and I’ve sent some to friends in WA and it survived quite well. Not even…

Girlfriend, I’ve been there. Went to make black bean tacos last night, and the lid fell off of the crushed red pepper and dumped the ENTIRE CONTENTS of the tin in. The man-person tried it, coughed twice, and then suggested we order Chinese.

I’m right in there with y’all, except it was TX and GA for me. I was all on board with the super- Christian thing (and even went through a thankfully-brief period when I was ALL ABOUT THE JC, Y’ALL) until UNTIL I brought home my first boyfriend.

Okay. My in laws live in AL and I will be trekking there this weekend, unfortunately (love them, but not the state).

Absolutely. I can’t help but go back to the quote from the character Will McAvoy on The Newsroom, which perfectly sums up my feelings about the current Republican party:

Dude-bro doesn’t know his audience. My college roommate’s bf was an RA at Michigan and they went through rigorous (and I mean rigorous) training regarding safe spaces, gender issues, etc. We visited a couple of times and Michigan always seemed like a particularly enlightened, forward thinking campus, especially when…

Seriously! Come buy my house! We finished renovating, but it is an older floorplan and we decided to keep the kitchen relatively closed off. Cue the real estate agent bitch we were interviewing:

She is the reason I’m trying to convince my man-person to move with me to Detroit to buy a historical home. I don’t think we could handle the winters but DAMN THERE IS ORIGINAL HARDWARE.

Idk where you live, but we just redid our kitchen (nicely, but upper midrange) for $15.000. We always complain that they put cheap shit in the kitchen and still manage to spend $40.000. We must live in different spots. :)

Seriously. My man-person gets so frustrated with every episode b/c they give them the three option projects but inevitably need $2000 more for some plumbing issue. He literally yelled, “Fuck the pergola and save that money for the shitter!” at one episode and I’m embroidering it on a pillow for his bday.

You are my soul mate. I am obsessed with “Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me” and share all of your opinions.

She does stuff! Or at least does/knows enough to come across as experienced. (And I’m pretty sure one of her workers is ftm which makes me love her even more)