Absolutely stunning! And it looks like it was a fun wedding: "Piping in the Haggis." Love it!

Gin-based drinks? I think this man might be my long-lost love. AND it is relatively easy to make? Be right back, I'm going to go make myself a morning cocktail, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you for the info! I know there was a big hoopla about putting the dogs down (there were two- one went after me and the other went after a lady and bit off a part of her hand), and the owners tried to take it to court. Not surprisingly, my parents don't love to talk about it even today.

You are so right, and thank goodness. My episode was about 20 years ago (oh-my-god-I-am-so-old), and they have already made so many advancements in treatment/prevention/care/etc. of rabies since.

When I was just a little thing, I had an unfortunate run-in with a neighbor's huntin' dog. According to the dog owner, he was "just the sweetest thang," but they kept him locked up "just in case."

Why the heck didn't I hear about the TX outbreak?! I was raised a bible-thumpin' Southern Baptists (as many good, "true-American" Southerners are), and we always said, "Praise the Lord, and pass the plate."

I feel like I need to put this here.

Seriously. I absolutely abhor when journalists/administrators/awful-fucking-people say, "But their futures were so bright! And now their lives are ruined!"

Yep.

There's a reason this southern belle's time as a sorority sister was short lived. Wild, humongous curly hair does not lend itself to "polished" looks. After being told that I would have to either straighten my hair (ha. ha. ha. I went to school in the HUMID south- That shit wouldn't have lasted longer than a gin…

Just looked him up. My goodness he needs to remove that bowtie immediately! And the beard- absolutely shameful. How dare he coax such a lustful response from me (and thus every other woman alive). He needs to re-tie-re that from his regular wardrobe and save it for the comfort of his own home.

Omg, thank GOODNESS her husband was so honest and open with her about his strength and restraint when faced with the insurmountable task of ignoring those lust-inducing Satan pants all the heathens are so fond of wearing!

"I love her [Joni Mitchell] and true love lasts

I just want to know what kind of bra she was wearing in the second set of photos that kept her from knocking herself out with those things. Whatever it is, I want one.

Okay, okay. I've got another one. I've got this scar right above my elbow on my right arm, and when asked about it, I tell people that it was a pretty bad dirt-biking spill. Because that is badass.

Okay. This one isn't mine, but I couldn't pass up the opportunity.