"Why does the guy that was in Snow Dogs care about COD?"
Said every 8th grader.

Ahh, don't ever change.

It's funny, because all of the letters are capitalized, even when it is not necessary.

Guess teadoust is too hipster for capitalization.

I saw this quote at the bottom of the page! YOU ARE SO POPULAR! CAN I SIT AT YOUR LUNCH TABLE?!

No. Elaborate more, please.

Aaaaaaand…
Cue 300 comments full of fucks, shits, and dicks

I don't think that's calculated in, because you're the only one that ever watched that show.

Shut your whore mouth.