Roethlisberger: “Are we going for two?”

Yes

That is the first thing we ever published about Bernie Sanders on Deadspin in its existence.

I drive a Prius. Does this negate every single “shoulda bought a diesel bro” comment on Jalopnik I’ve been forced to read over the past 10 years?

God, what a surprise that one of the biggest advocates of the charter school scam is such a terrible scumbag in other ways as well. Jesus, there are few things in politics these days that make me more enraged than the going along with running the public school system into the ground, claiming “see, they don’t work!”…

KC was the much better team tonight. As a follow-up to the Ravens game, Manning looked like December-January Manning. And Denver won. I’ll never be happy.

Yea, but is Flacco elite?

““This piece badly needs an editor.” - Jason Whitlock” -Jason Whitlock

The funny thing about the “I know you are just making a joke on a blog post but I am something of a vast dispenser of self-proclaimed truth that I feel is necessary to point out in a serious and non-funny way” narrative is nothing. Absolutely nothing.

You mean this guy?

Thanks Cleveland Mike

Hey, Albert is still here! I was beginning to think he left. Nice to see you around!

You're mostly an OK commenter. The next time you tl;dr a post and then criticize it anyway, you're getting banned.

At this point, I almost don’t care if this story is true (It is). Watching Pats fans live down to the stereotypes with hysterical commenting is reward enough.

It was not legal,

The best part of this letter is the comic sans.

Bold statement.

Pheidippides nutz.