dukependerwyne
Duke Penderwyne, Esq.
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“Great Moments in Pisstory,” clearly.

I love Rex Ryan as much as the next fan, but a retread is a retread.

I didn’t see Jesus mentioned once-not from Oklahoma.

lmao! oh my god i didnt even think of that hahahaha so good dude +1

#NeverForget

but foul balls are counted as strikes...

For the past two years, the Tigers have won the SEC East on the backs of a crushing defense and average offense, edging out Georgia both times despite being CLEARLY IN THE WEST OF THE SEC

FitzMagik is clearly behind this. Paid IK like some Tonya Harding shit

ESPN’s David Newton got the fight on video

I’m amazed — AMAZED — the author uses three names to identify himself.

does that say “drunk women”? ya know, just to clarify?

With this article you’ve redeemed yourself after posting that piece of inexplicable drivel recipe you had the brass balls to call “chili” within eyesight of actual Texans.

See, I would say that a sport suffering from a PR crisis over its tendency to leave its players with debilitating brain injuries might not want to trumpet two players taking wild swings at each other’s heads.

#AuH2O is spinning in his grave.

Beckman’s

tl:dr lolmets