I’m sure the payoffs are still coming...

Chris Fuamatu-ma’afala

It wasn’t all the monster 4th quarter either! You could see with ~3:00 left in the third that the Clippers turned on autopilot and expected the shambling corpse of Jamal Crawford to bring her in for a landing. Instead, they fucked around by tossing meandering, weak passes and taking terrible shots early in the shot…

Maybe some insight into the teams and sport as well. What is a Clipper? Why is it called basketball when it should be called netball? Why are some players short while others are tall?

They also changed their relationship status to “it’s complicated”.

Clippers win. McHale gets fired. Scott Brooks becomes coach. Houston earns the 1 seed next year. Collapses in second round to, I dunno, let’s say Memphis.

Just what in the hell is going on here?

Yes, but was it properly inflated?

Throw in a misplaced QUID PRO QUO and you’ve nailed it.

Defending with your eyes closed has been working for James Harden for years.

Well I read Greg’s article and his feelings DO align with what he’s written here.

They had a choice. Pay a guy who was turning into a great scorer, who could get points in a multitude of ways, and who looked like a lost Labrador on defense, or a guy that was already one of the best shot blockers in the game, and who was showing great potential offensively (particularly from that tricky 15 foot…

Bad company man, ‘til the day he dies.

She is maybe the only good thing about the government of my state.

There's always "Who wants to sex Mutombo" truthers.

In their minds, they are of the South, but not of the South, if you know what I mean.

Why not jazz up the field goal? How is it, in Year of Our Lord 2015, the age of technology, we don't have moving goal posts? Super Field Goal!

"Oh, they're football players? Yeah. That's probably fine."

The Prairie Birra is not as good as it's predecessor, the Prairie Standard. If you're looking for what to try next, I would recommend the Funky Gold Mosaic (sour ale) or the Bomb (stout).