Why not jazz up the field goal? How is it, in Year of Our Lord 2015, the age of technology, we don't have moving goal posts? Super Field Goal!

"Oh, they're football players? Yeah. That's probably fine."

The Prairie Birra is not as good as it's predecessor, the Prairie Standard. If you're looking for what to try next, I would recommend the Funky Gold Mosaic (sour ale) or the Bomb (stout).

Ketchup on a cracker.

The malware thing can't be overstated enough. My son has it on EVERYTHING (ipod, iphone, ipad, xbox, and his laptop) and still insists on downloading every shit mod to his laptop that has bullshit windows 8 on it (my own fucking fault there). Son inevitably, every two weeks I'm googling how to remove some Spyware that…

Running a soft boiled egg under cold water before peeling does indeed make them easier to peel, and doesn't cool the good stuff down. And, bonus, you don't burn the piss out of your hand for grabbing a hot egg like some kind of idiot.

He was offered $12m from the Thunder.

I like the trade, but I guess I'm more cautiously optomistic as a Thunder fan. I'm all for jettisoning a malcontent, but it seems like they've traded one malcontent for another. Kanter wants more minutes, and there's no guarantee he's going to get that when Adams comes back. So if that's the case, what hope do the…

This team loves Perk. Did you see the post game with Russ? He damn near started crying.

As someone who generally skips the pre-game/halftime donkey shows, I much prefer Webber right where he is.

Looks more like a whiff than a left hanging.

Now that's what I call a sticky situation!

He's no Donkey Teeth.

I think you underestimate just how much people lose their minds over storm shelter giveaways in this state. You think that's bad? Get a gander at this shit.

The credentials has apologized for it's role in the scandal.

Pictured: Gayle Bird, Tom Benson

He should have a steel rod inserted into his butt and he should be slowly turned over a spit with a blend of 60 Peruvian herbs and spices.

It's cool. But we are going to slowly kill you with chicken fried steak.