Billen SimGeneres will forever haunt my dreams.

Idzik signed the tree to play quaterback.

There is a critera under Oklahoma law that allows a judge to expunge evidence or a record (Oklahoma law uses Seal and Expunge interchangeably). This does not meet any of the criteria. Trust me. I'm a fake Internet lawyer.

"They're 6-1, just laid a sockdolager on their only realistic divisional challengers"

Hey, gang. Professional lip reader here. He's saying "Hey! Hey! I want to pet the puppy, too!" Why he was speaking English is anyone's guess, but that's definitely what he said.

They are in the basement. The train basement. Just down the stairs there. Go ahead... he's right behind you with the flashlight... gooooooood.

Steven Adams wants to show you his model trains.