On the real, I love this series. It is my new favorite feature across all Gawker/Univision related sites. You do the best work, and I can’t wait for the next one!

As a man of 5'2", I would almost literally kill to be taller. To be 5'8" would be a dream. So I guess it’s all about perspective ASN!

I have a boss that politically disagrees with everything that I believe in, and goes very out of his way to make his opinion known, or to make some jab at Hillary or the left. The thing is I just try to avoid talking politics with him at all because A) I like having a job, B) I want to move up in this job. Now should…

That Tomsula lifehack falls into the category of “Too Soon” but damn me if I didn’t actually laugh out loud.

Rather unfortunate that for the like eightieth time I need to change my password for an email account I literally only send junk mail to, in fear of that repository of worthless email leading to my internet account downfall.

Is there a rule for crappy music? Like do you go out of your way to pick crappy music, or is music considered too much for the party?

As much as I don’t want to say it, online dating (in my experiences at least) is a numbers game. As a not-particularly great looking male with a diminutive stature, I need to rely on a funny, intelligent, and engaging profile. So I’ve put a lot of time into writing a profile that some would misconstrue as a novel. I…

I can see that; especially with the NFL’s stances (or lack thereof) on domestic violence, concussion protocol, and stadiums. Thanks for the reply!!

I’m making a brisket for a Sunday Night Football party I am hosting. I’m asking my friends to bring something to contribute, which usually ends up with like 86 bags of Doritos, and a 6-pack of Mountain Dew. Is it reasonable for me to ask that everyone class up their normal party offerings just a little bit in lieu of…

But do you personally have a team you root for, Albert?

Hot take incoming: maybe Sony has a legitimately good reason for this and the lynch mob should hold back until Sony says anything, if they say anything

Came to the comments to rave about Spotted Cow Beer +1

Love your work Ashley. Didn’t read much of Gawker except for HamNo, and I’m sad because I’ve missed way tooo much of your articles. I’m glad we have you here :)

Love this column. Particularly the first letter because I’m kind of in that stage right now; still trying to get over an ex. So thanks for the posts! Also your posts on your website were exceptionally helpful for me, so just wanted to thank you again. You are awesome.

For about 95% of my music I will stream it with Spotify. But I do buy some music, mostly jazz and classical. Non-mainstream jazz musicians don’t seem to want to put their music on Spotify (looking at you, Maria Schneider!) and as a previous comment so eloquently said, searching classical music on Spotify is a greater…

Loved Civil War, but I completely agree that it would be better if somebody had died at the end. It would have lead to more interesting story telling.

Recently I purchased Crash Bandicoot 1 to play on my PS Vita. As a kid I was never able to beat Crash 1, and 15 years later I am still unable to beat it. The game is hard as balls. But the nostalgia is worth to me.

This is true for beer obtainable at a grocery store or gas station. BUT, if you go to a State Liquor Store, you can find higher percentage beers! They exist in Utah! They are just highly inaccessible and subject to strict hours and location.

I’m going to remain forever in the grays for this, BUT, I have never liked Nintendo games. And I don’t mean like as in “they are bad, so I don’t play them” but more-so that I never developed an affinity for them. I appreciate Mario for it’s tight controls and innovative platforming that is really accessible to…

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