Also, that’s quite the way to tell Kareem and Oscar to STFU.

Donald Trump happens on both sides?

What if you discover that the goat is your true love?

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

I liked Grantland and am looking forward to seeing what Simmons does with The Ringer. Say what you want about the guy’s own writing, but he hires good writers and lets them write good stuff without over-managing them. That’s something to celebrate.

Get Zach Lowe the hell out of ESPN.

This apology is like olive oil—I’m not buying it because I don’t understand what first cold press means and also why does it cost so much and how can there be a difference between Italian and Greek olive oil if it is solely made from the extract of olives? And another thing, if you get olive oil on your shirt? You…

Samer: Tim, I need to head over to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Fan Fest to see if someone brought their dog. It’ll be a great afternoon post to put up on Deadspin.

Good decisions can lead to unfortunate outcomes. The Sixers have been unlucky to not end up with their guy in each draft ... It doesn’t mean that it wasn’t the right strategy.

Yes, I, an out gay man, am very homophobic. You’re adorable.

Lots of people of avoid sex with people of the opposite sex...

Alright, let’s recap the last few days between the two of us:

Not to be a huge downer (which means I’m about to be a downer) but I’m glad they don’t mention what the rumor was.

Get lost with the “selfish” shit.

One does hate to blame the victim, but the writing was on the wall.

Abdelnaby later apologized claiming that,“It was a common figure of speech that he heard all the same time while growing up in the Duke basketball program.”

Nah. Steph Curry is dope. Unlike you, who is not dope.

“Amphetamines? What do frogs have to do with this?”

- Emmitt Smith