It took me three looks to realize that Billy Idol was supposed to be Thor, not Beta Ray Bill.

Front chancery to rear naked choke to VON FLUE CHOKE at 1:12.

Not sure which beating was worse: the one he laid on the MSU players or the one he laid on the English language.

Extra +1 for excellent use of Bender

Every time I walked into a club I looked around to find the Old Man in the Bar. When that day came when I couldn't find him, I realized I had become that Man. That was the day I stopped going to clubs.

Shorter version, if you just want the list of the list of what she says are "Eight things developers can do to make games less shitty for women", paraphrased from my notes... not that a lot of this pertain to action games and probably make more sense if you're thinking about first and third-person shooters, the Arkham…

It never ceases to amaze me how many garages are filled with worthless crap, while the very expensive cars sit outside.

Not Pictured: Dan Snyder, who still can't figure out how his chariot works.

Not from the red carpet, BUT. The shot of the night.

Does it really matter if it's a butt or a belly? When it comes to RGIII, no one is really expecting accuracy.

White people names.

That national and state dealership associations are actively working (buying political clout) to shut-down and/or block any factory-owned dealerships (i.e. Tesla laws) to protect themselves and NOT the customer as they proclaim.

Porsche limiting the Cayman's ability to outperform its big brother.

I do like me a good sword fight

He should hire a spokesperson to sit and say shit to the reporters. That would make them more upset that they would have to go through someone to get to him. It would make for great articles and news reports!

The attorney included it because, no matter what, the defense is going to try to claim that she is promiscuous as part of their defense. That being said, I hope someone sits this girl down and earnestly explains to her that this isn't how she lost her virginity - she still has that to give to whomever she chooses.

He probably checked his tire pressure with an analog gauge. He's lucky that he didn't crash.

My grandpa just owned up to it at his bingo game last night. He said it was under 40 degrees out and his brakes hadn't warmed up yet. He also suspects the guy at the Jiffy Lube was using an analog tire gauge and that there was a 1.5 PSI difference between the tires, hence the clear pulling to the right.

I dislike Jones for how fake he is and this is more ammunition for people that don't like him. However, how the fuck is cocaine use out of competition and Nick Diaz seems to get suspended for weed every year or two?