Ari is back for his daily cookie from the feminists. Somebody get him a fucking cookie already!

You are ruining the outrage.

Fuck Meryl Streep. She is an awful person. The problem with feminism is we forgive assholes too easily.

You are so edgy. You totally don’t get seventh grade humor. That must mean you are a genius.

Quick. Someone give this person a cookie.

Do you want a cookie? Get a life, turd.

It must have been an Anna Merlan article.

Stupid people from small midwestern towns. They are so uncool. You sound like those assholes from New York and LA you were just complaining about.

It’s a joke, moron.

Thanks for whitesplainin things to me.

You sound white.

Thank you. Now you are starting to get it.

I didn’t say she was white. I said the sport is dominated by whites. Learned to fucking read.

“What did you do with your one wild and precious life today?”

Are you here for a fucking cookie?

Take your racist opinions somewhere else.

It’s not for you. You can dance to it, but you will be a racist.

You hate Martin. You are so edgy.

This is awesome and so true. It’s Jezebel summed up in one gif.

I have heard the same conversation among female coworkers. Big fucking deal.